Thought you’d heard every nightmarish Tinder story? Think again.
Lauren Crouch, of Islington, has just shared another one for the collection of horrors.
The 28-year-old met a guy outside her local Tube station, she outlines on her blog No Bad Dates Just Good Stories.
He’s not drinking so suggests a coffee at a Costa across the road.
After 20 minutes of standard conversation he offers to make her dinner at his place because (wait for it) he needs to get back for a big Ocado delivery – sparking the term ‘Ocado and chill’.
Anyway, Lauren politely declines, the couple say their goodbyes and part ways. Then this happened: